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rambleriot

jolene needs a focal point.

Like how undigested fibres ends up in the toilet bowl, unprocessed nonsense gets discharged here.

Do you get, do you get a little kick
out of being small-minded?
You want to be like your father
It’s approval you’re after
Well that’s not how you’ll find it

Fuck You (GWB); Lily Allen

dialogue

jack-in-a-box press it pops

Tuesday, November 11, 2008
twohourstocomeupwiththisname.blogspot.com


The following extracts make this first entry extremely lengthy, but are required to preserve the frustrated, nonsensical and irrelevant nature of a very serious discussion.

SHERMAN says:
so
SHERMAN says:
you're not updating your blogs again
jolene says:
i'm changing blog! and then it'll be permanent
jolene says:
help me!
jolene says:
ebloggy, blogspot or lj?
jolene says:
i think i shall go back to blogspot
SHERMAN says:
i've only used blogspot in my entire life
SHERMAN says:
so i say blogspot
SHERMAN says:
and xx says ebloggy sucks anyway
jolene says:
true
jolene says:
help me think of a name
jolene says:
i want to continue using whackaboutit, should i
SHERMAN says:
whackaboutitagain
SHERMAN says:
or
SHERMAN says:
smackaroundit?
jolene says:
lmao
jolene says:
darn i can't do a shermanfool
SHERMAN says:
icantstandebloggyandlj.blogspot.com?
jolene says:
..i need something random
jolene says:
throw me a random word
SHERMAN says:
anyway
SHERMAN says:
i demand a link
jolene says:
i don't link!
SHERMAN says:
i linked your ebloggy one already
SHERMAN says:
when't the last time you visited my blog
jolene says:
idk.
jolene says:
long time.
jolene says:
like longer than i've blogged.
SHERMAN says:
ouch
jolene says:
sorry lah
jolene says:
i didn't visit anyone else's
SHERMAN says:
okay that made me feel better
SHERMAN says:
so
SHERMAN says:
what name?
jolene says:
thinking
SHERMAN says:
shall i throw random words at you?
jolene says:
yes
SHERMAN says:
loo
jolene says:
expiladicious?
superimpositon?
SHERMAN says:
i just flipped open a dictionary and that word appeared
SHERMAN says:
the second word is suck
jolene says:
(i used the internet)
jolene says:
c'mon, move with the times
SHERMAN says:
you cant flip through the internet randomly
jolene says:
i need a nonsensical name
jolene says:
like the show i survived a japanese gameshow
SHERMAN says:
oh
SHERMAN says:
that show
SHERMAN says:
green monkeys
jolene says:
omg. i love how idiotic the contestants look when they stuck on the velcro wall
SHERMAN says:
yellow penguins
jolene says:
pure genius
SHERMAN says:
suoicodilaipxe
jolene says:
?
jolene says:
disambiguation
SHERMAN says:
expialidocious backwards
jolene says:
LOL
SHERMAN says:
or you can try suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus in full
jolene says:
WAH.
jolene says:
how long did it take for you to type that
SHERMAN says:
eh
SHERMAN says:
i used the internet
SHERMAN says:
moved with the times already
SHERMAN says:
ctrl-c ctrl-v
jolene says:
haha!

*

SHERMAN says:
this is difficult
jolene says:
yup
jolene says:
tt's why i enlisted your help!


*
SHERMAN says:
i don't remember taking so long to come up with a url for my blog
SHERMAN says:
i thought
SHERMAN says:
shermanfoo
SHERMAN says:
then i added a l
SHERMAN says:
any nicknames you have?
jolene says:
nope
jolene says:
haha
SHERMAN says:
uh huh
SHERMAN says:
so sad
jolene says:
sherman foo isn't even a nickname!
SHERMAN says:
add an l and it's one


*

SHERMAN says:
say something leh
jolene says:
boo
SHERMAN says:
sponge
jolene says:
bob
SHERMAN says:
brain
jolene says:
kidney
SHERMAN says:
puny
SHERMAN says:
punypuns
SHERMAN says:
bad pun
jolene says:
hahaha
SHERMAN says:
are you like still there thinking
jolene says:
stoning and thinking
jolene says:
braindead.
SHERMAN says:
nice name again
SHERMAN says:
a stroke of genius
jolene says:
sian i'll just stick with whackaboutit.
jolene says:
o.o

*

SHERMAN says:
........
SHERMAN says:
catchnoball
jolene says:
grabyourown
jolene says:
HAHA
SHERMAN says:
oh my
SHERMAN says:
you dirty girl
SHERMAN says:
tomdickhenry
jolene says:
i bathed thrice today
SHERMAN says:
so free?
jolene says:
quite expensive
SHERMAN says:
.
SHERMAN says:
okayyyyy

*


SHERMAN says:
did you watch the news yesterday
jolene says:
nobe
jolene says:
npe
SHERMAN says:
you missed an o
jolene says:
nope
jolene says:
what happened?
SHERMAN says:
i saw this
SHERMAN says:
article
SHERMAN says:
do you call them articles on tv?
jolene says:
nope
jolene says:
bulletin?
SHERMAN says:
whatever
SHERMAN says:
on museum guides
SHERMAN says:
speaking in dialacts to senior citizens
SHERMAN says:
to explain morden art
SHERMAN says:
yup
jolene says:
LOL
jolene says:
modern
SHERMAN says:
what's so funny
jolene says:
not morden
SHERMAN says:
fine
SHERMAN says:
anyways i haven't reach the interesting part
SHERMAN says:
i saw
SHERMAN says:
(drumroll)
SHERMAN says:
mr chan
jolene says:
OMG
jolene says:
HAHAHAHA
jolene says:
IS HE THE SENIOR CITIZEN
SHERMAN says:
yup
jolene says:
bet you laughed your ass off
SHERMAN says:
nno
SHERMAN says:
i was stunned
SHERMAN says:
and my ass cant laugh
SHERMAN says:
the mule can though

*

SHERMAN says:
cheapandgood.blogspot?
jolene says:
...
SHERMAN says:
sounds porno
jolene says:
YES
jolene says:
china sex worker
jolene says:
whack-aboutit? superimposition? rambleonalready
jolene says:
rambleonalready?
SHERMAN says:
what aboutit?
jolene says:
HAHA
jolene says:
whataboutit.blogpost.com sounds nice
SHERMAN says:
that was a question
jolene says:
oh
SHERMAN says:
but
SHERMAN says:
yeah
SHERMAN says:
i'm a genius

*

SHERMAN says:
have you thought of what to write for your first post?
jolene says:
yup
jolene says:
all i need is a blog name
jolene says:
and i swear i will link you
jolene says:
credits
SHERMAN says:
i suggest you write your journey to find a blog name
jolene says:
YUP TOTALLY I WAS THINKING OF IT HAHA
SHERMAN says:
ramble
SHERMAN says:
means
SHERMAN says:
talking in a wandering fashion
jolene says:
ya
SHERMAN says:
and walking aimlessly
jolene says:
yup
jolene says:
ramble____
SHERMAN says:
while rambling?
jolene says:
?
SHERMAN says:
??
jolene says:
???
SHERMAN says:
okay
SHERMAN says:
i miss these good old days
SHERMAN says:
i meant
SHERMAN says:
talking in a wandering fashion while walking aimlessly

*

SHERMAN says:
we've been doing this for an hour and a half
SHERMAN says:
or so
jolene says:
i know
jolene says:
darnit
jolene says:
brainbuster
SHERMAN says:
nice name
SHERMAN says:
was that a comment?
jolene says:
ya
SHERMAN says:
darn
jolene says:
HAHA
SHERMAN says:
dejavu again
SHERMAN says:
that's the third time already
jolene says:
omg
jolene says:
why is this so difficult
SHERMAN says:
you're picky
jolene says:
no!
SHERMAN says:
twohourstocomeupwiththisname.blogspot
jolene says:
HAHA
jolene says:
DARN I CAN'T THINK OF A SATISFYING BLOG ADDRESS

*

jolene says:
omg we spent 3 hours to come to a conclusion

*

jolene says:
yknow what, i feel like the governemnent when they spent millions of dollars to try to find a new name for marina bay
SHERMAN says:
and settled for marina bay
jolene says:
or when they had this competition to find a name for Budget Terminal
SHERMAN says:
and settled for budget terminal
jolene says:
yup.
jolene says:
argh.
SHERMAN says:
joleneblog.blogspot
jolene says:
blogspot.blogspot.com
SHERMAN says:
pragmatic
SHERMAN says:
like budget terminal
SHERMAN says:
shermanfooltoo.blogspot
SHERMAN says:
but maybe you should use your own name
SHERMAN says:
dumblonde
SHERMAN says:
,blogspot
jolene says:
i not blone
jolene says:
*blonde
SHERMAN says:
okay
jolene says:
and i not dumb

*

jolene says:
obama
SHERMAN says:
john
SHERMAN says:
palin
jolene says:
i can see russia from my house
SHERMAN says:
harhar
SHERMAN says:
bush and rice
SHERMAN says:
all plants
jolene says:
bushman
SHERMAN says:
brushman
jolene says:
rambleriot lah
jolene says:
until divine intervention
SHERMAN says:
go ahead
SHERMAN says:
i'll pray for you
jolene says:
well. this settles it!
jolene says:
haha
jolene says:
fodder for my first post.
SHERMAN says:
i expect a long post
jolene says:
i will link you
SHERMAN says:
and when will your blog be up?
jolene says:
by tmr?
jolene says:
but long post
SHERMAN says:
tmr as in today
SHERMAN says:
or tmr
jolene says:
tmr
SHERMAN says:
okay


There, Sherman!
Thank You :D


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November 2008
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