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jolene needs a focal point.

Like how undigested fibres ends up in the toilet bowl, unprocessed nonsense gets discharged here.

Do you get, do you get a little kick
out of being small-minded?
You want to be like your father
It’s approval you’re after
Well that’s not how you’ll find it

Fuck You (GWB); Lily Allen

dialogue

jack-in-a-box press it pops

Friday, November 14, 2008
I Still Like My Veggie Delight Wrap Best


My sister came home with a Burger King paper bag full of deep-fried, greasy goodness.

In midst of chowing fries and tackling her Swiss mushroom burger, she breathed long enough to declare that she will be taking on the challenge of eating an Uno-Stacko burger.

"Have you seen the recent advertisements? The Burger King burgers, uhm, what are they called?"

"The Stacker?"

"And the Mega Mac!" Her eyes widened, as she chewed excitedly on another bite of rubbery meat. "Did you see the McDonald's one? The chicken one!"

"Double patties of chicken! I want to try!" She panted, and caught her breath as she took a sip of the ice-milo.

"Wahlau. I ordered up-sized Student Meal the drink still so small. Cheat my money."

"You what?!?"

"Upsize. You know I very hungry. I always order upsize one, got more fries. But dunno why the drink so small."

"Because you ordered milo."

"-Chews- Mmm. Ya hor."

I drank my home-made Milo Dinosaur, and stared at her while she attacked. It's quite scary to see someone eat her food with such carefree indulgence.

"I want to try the Stacker!"

I choked on milo powder.

"Ohmygod. Four patties leh. FOUR!" She was practically drooling in her daydream like how the St Nicks girls at the cinema went insane at the sight of Zac Efron.

She smacked her lips, and shoved some fries in her mouth. At the same time, there was a loud rupture like the sound of rubber soles rubbing hard on marble flooring. Or something like chairs dragged along a cement floor.

"Did you just fart?"

"Yup," She mumbled behind the burger.

"I always fart when I'm hungry."

Omg.
Puberty has made my sister a viking pig.


Previously

November 2008
December 2008
March 2009

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